Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the otherway?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we usethem?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
Do married people live longer than single people, or does it just SEEM longer?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
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