1. Bright-Eyed Novice 
You just read this cool book about a religion where there's a Goddess and a God, and they meet outside in nature, instead of some scary old building.  They think sex is GOOD not evil, and you want to know where to sign up.  DISTINGUISHING SIGNS: Mispronounces god/dess names, has to think a moment about which is deosil and which is widdershins.  Has a shiny new athame (rhymes with "A-frame".) 

2. Grand Old Wo/Man 
Actually remembers Woodstock (the first one.) Will tell you about the time they dropped acid with Kerry Wendell Thornley - or maybe it was Robert Anton Wilson. Anyway, it was somebody with three names. Or was it three people with one name? 
DISTINGUISHING SIGNS: Luxuriant gray locks, listens very intently, knows dish about people you've only read about.