What inhumane acts would you commit for a free iPhone 3G S?
- Use Windows Vista, unpatched, with no virus scanners (34%)
- You really don't want to know. (22%)
- Defriend my closest friends and family from FaceBook for 2 years. (11%)
- Permanently delete your entire iTunes collection except for "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley. (10%)
- Sacrifice a cute little puppy dog to Steve Jobs. (5%)
- Put a frog through a blender. (5%)
- Skin a rabbit alive, grill it, and then eat it, like Ted Nugent (4%)
- Microwave a hamster. (3%)
- Put bumper stickers with hate speech epithets or racist symbology on your car. (2%)
- Fire roast a live Iguana, and eat him with Mole sauce in a corn tamale, like Tony Bourdain (2%)
- Kitteh-cide by lethal injection of Apple Juice. (2%)