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CNN is sooo correct to do this, I mean like. Paris Hilton is the most inspirational like um person that all beautiful teenage girls should be, like you know? I mean like, she is such a hero and stuff, a great rolemodel for this generation and how they should act and stuff you know? I mean DUI, whatever! Anyway I just pray for her.

/sarcasim