If you met someone who was afraid of paper or wax statues, wouldn't you tell them to stop being so ridiculous and get over it?

I'm at a loss.  If you're scared of sitting down, are you okay to lie down instead?

Fear of dentists I can understand. 

But fear of teeth?  Man, that's got to be awkward.  "Hi, nice to meet you...  No, PLEASE DON'T SMILE!"

Strange juggling men in yellow wigs and funny shoes, faces caked in inch-thick, white make-up

Any number that needs a x10 to the power of something after it is enough to scare me, and infinity is far bigger than that.

Philematophobia: fear of kissing

it seems some people find the idea of lips on lips completely intolerable, while others are afraid of having their tongues bitten off.  Some are scared about picking up bacteria from someone else's filthy cakehole.

Panphobia: fear of everything

it appears in the Journal of Insanity