"I think we may have seen more of John Travolta's crotch in this 96-minute film than Kelly Preston has in the entire time she's been married to him."

What are friends for, if not to murder your dreams before making them come true?

Every shot is tilted at a different angle. I'd call this 'jarring', but I'd worry about offending jars.

Unfortunately for Lindsay Lohan, this is her last movie. If it's any consolation to her, it's all her fault.

it's called Deafula, it's about a deaf vampire, it's performed entirely in sign language

So by now, we're watching a drunk Bill Cosby performing surgery on himself with a hunting knife. Hey, having fun yet, Cosby Show fans?

A spoof in the tradition of Airplane!, if someone had replaced the first three reels of Airplane! with The Sorrow and the Pity.