Iraq named "War of the Year"!

Bloody nation cheers 4th straight title. Afghanistan sulks. "I'm speechlost!" sniffled Bush

"Best Of" lists for 2007, comes the news that you, your ravaged and saddened heart, and the world at large have all just awarded George W. Bush's disastrous, embarrassing, profoundly disgusting occupation of Iraq "War of the Year," for the fourth consecutive year.

Vice President Dick Cheney, from the side of his mouth,

"On behalf of myself and my boss who will both go down in history as two of the most insipid and deleterious world leaders you will ever have the displeasure of miserably recalling all your sad and pathetic days, I can only say, who the f- are you people and how did you get past security?"

"It is high honor to be even nominated,"

said

bullet-riddled and violently hemorrhaging nation of Iraq

Iraq's win, long considered the overwhelming choice to voters,

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