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Stiffler> How's it going.

<FlyNavy> been better

<FlyNavy> and I still don't have:
<FlyNavy> a job
<FlyNavy> a car
<FlyNavy> money
<FlyNavy> weed
<FlyNavy> or pussy

<Stiffler> So basically...

It's all the same.

<FlyNavy> I need a job so I can get a car so I can have money to buy weed

which I'll then use to get pussy

which'll then need to be maintained by a job

which to get I'll need a car

and for that I need money

<Stiffler> But

you first need the pussy to get the weed to get the money to get the car to the job..

<FlyNavy> so I could try selling weed

<FlyNavy> exactly...if I had some pussy, she could tell me where to get weed to I could sell it to buy a car to get a job to maintin the pussy that I'll get with weed which I'll buy with money left over from buying a car that I earned at my job

<Stiffler> Indeed