A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to the burning question about where our pets came from.

Adam said,
And God said,
And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and he wagged his tail.
And Adam said,
"Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom, and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."
And God said,