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The Axis of Snorgling. A Refresher Course.


First, Find a limp, sleeping kitteh, preferably warm to the toche.


Second, locate warm, defenseless neck area. For example:


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or


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or


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Third, locate the “Axis of Snorgling“, an elusive concave area, created by the crook of a neck—it must be large enough for one human nose (see green circle in figure A)

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Lastly, Bury nose into Axis of Snorgling, and stay there until someone tells you you’re weird and that you should act like an adult. Repeat as needed, until kitteh/boy/girlfriend runs away.