Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
Avoid alliterations always.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Dyslexics are teople poo.
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
Help your local Search & Rescue. Get lost!
Carpe Diem = Seize the day. Carp In Denim = Fish in pants.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Churches only worship the prophet margin.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
I thought I was indecisive; now I'm not so sure.
I've heard about the evils of drinking beer, so I gave up reading.
Beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean (against doors, tables, walls).
Squirrels - nature's speed bumps.
The winner of the rat race is still a rat.
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