The headline from The Associated Press: "Poor will need $86b from rich to cope, UN says." Ah, here we go

The report says the rich nations will need to cough up $86 billion per year by 2015 to "strengthen the capacity of vulnerable people." Half the money, ostensibly, would go toward "climate-proofing" developing nations' infrastructure

Brazil is one of the world's biggest emitters of so-called greenhouse gases. They're mowing down the rain forest to beat the band, and now they and the United Nations want us to pay them to stop destroying it

Mr. Gore was spotted purchasing a Lexus LS 600h, their new hybrid model

Al's new ride gets a whopping 21 mpg — 1 mpg less than the non-hybrid version

Al. Maybe there's an opening for you at the U.N.