“He never peed in the shower … on purpose”

“He was the drunkest man in the Coach and Horses”

“Many of his childhood friends who weren’t killed or maimed in various wars became petty criminals, prostitutes, and/or Republicans”

Pluto, 1930-2006

Devoted husband, father and ice dwarf. May you forever rest in the icy blackness of the Kuiper Belt.

“An extravagant host of homosexual orgies”