It’s impossible to hear this name without picturing many men getting impaled on a battlefield.
The Only Way It Could Have Been Manlier:
Superpowers Boothe.
a brilliant scientist, being one of the founders of modern quantum theory
he was an avid hiker for most of his life, and once climbed 3,000 meters into the German Alps at the age of 85 in the middle of World War Fucking II
#6.
Commander Flex Plexico
This guy is a walking action figure.
That’s right, he’s Bruce Willis in Armageddon.
Rugby Union is a game where large men run at each other and then stomp on each other with spiked boots for 80 minutes. Mortlock is considered especially good at it.
The Only Way It Could Have Been Manlier:
What, are you people made of stone? Magnús Ver Magnússon, and you want it manlier?
We're really drawing a blank on this guy.
#1.
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster
Max Fightmaster. Holy shit.
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