BNP Reduced to Begging for Cash

Documents leaked to me have revealed that the far-right British Nazi National Party are so desperately short of funds that they have resorted to begging.

BNP organisers have sent members emails with desperate pleas for small donations, and memos have been sent to all activists suggesting methods of raising cash to 'keep going towards our ultimate goal'.

The memo, which was leaked to me, advises BNP members on a number of options to raise cash, and has the following suggestions quoted below:

When mugging someone, make sure they're Asian or Jewish, They've normally got plenty of cash.

Busking can be a good way of raising small donations

When canvassing on the doorstep, remember to ask for donations. And if one isn't forthcoming, punch the coon-loving pinko in the face and take their car.

How about sponsored events? A sponsored walk,perhaps, or a sponsored cross burning. Perhaps shave your head? Oh, wait....