jbraun430: Why can't the bagel store grasp the concept of a small amount of cream cheese?

hurlyburly: Line of sight, 18 inches - why can't you find my keyboard you Bluetooth POS?!

dhruba_b: My God. Why must the iPhone sync take so long? And why can't you sync only what you want? Can't wait for September's update.

DavidSchultz: Why can't i decide..

jmerritt: oh dear... why can't politicians in the USA learn to separate church and state? then maybe they could differentiate religion from science.

AnissaMayhew: farking hell, why can't i ever seem to actually catch up on my google reader?

PaleZer0: Why can't I preload Spore for Mac? That's silly.

johnjoseph: why oh why can't i enable the mysql slow query log in the config file? (instead of only at the command line)