These days it seems, almost everyone wants to nurse at the breast of big government. Even “right wingers,” “conservatives,” and Republicans have devolved so far towards socialism that they crave their security blankets just as their “opposites” cry for the nipple. Either way, nowadays big government is on the menu, front, back, up, down, right, left and center.

If big government is the antiflatulent of disorder, and if bigger is often better, let me propose Galactic Government. This seems appropriate since the universe, like a politician’s skull and nether parts, is a vast void partially filled with gases. Actually, for my tastes, the thought is as welcome as a bad case of lactose intolerance. But let’s toy with the idea, if not the mammary, at least before drinking to it!

In any case, no one should ever tell me to “get real” because that starts me thinking, and the ideas begin flowing like mother’s milk.

If big government is good, why isn’t bigger government better?