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The Wages of Sin.

BY DAVID W. McCOY

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Leo: Three vouchers, each good for one movie rental. (Valid on weekdays only.)

Cynthia: $73.40 plus tips. (Warning: You must declare all tips!)

Andrew: $634.90 minus deductions required for any breakage or smoke damage.

Jane C.: $1,900.00 flat rate per shift. (Meals included.)

Turner: $17,150.00 via PayPal transfer, minus fees and agent's commission.

Corey: Death.

Felicity: $783.90 before deductions for flexible spending account and insurance.

 

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