Did you ever wonder how a blueblood, born in New Haven, Connecticut, graduate (barely) of Phillips Academy of Andover, Massachusetts, Yale and Harvard, born to one of the richest families to ever come over in the Mayflower became obsessed with being a cowboy?

A recent Freedom of Information Act request has revealed the the President spent 3 years in the early eighties touring the country as a member of The Macho Men-- not the Village People, but an incredible simultation and the next best thing.