"What a progressive school this is! I feel completely at ease giving a Nazi salute with one hand while simultaneously pleasuring myself with the other."
From coral snakes to yellow-jackets, black and yellow together are nature's way of warning us of dangerous animals.
"Yes, comrade. The motherland will need sturdy young women like you to defend the revolution, with your forthright gaze, full pouty lips and firm supple... Say, are you doing anything later?"
"What do you mean 20 years of Bush-Clinton is too much? Hey, don't run away when I'm trying to smack you, you little brat!"
"Is that little boy in the background sticking his finger in me?"
"Come closer, young one... I require your lifeforce"
Hillary’s attempt at crowd surfing ended badly when nobody caught her.
Ah cast you out demon Obama! Be cleansed. Go forth and campaign no more!
"... and once you have all your fingers inside you can open your hand just like this. They don't teach you that in sixth grade anymore?"
clipped from: kurlander.blogspot.com 