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PARDON MY NIPPLE BREATH

I CAN KICK YOUR BABY'S ASS

MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE I CRY

JUST LIKE PRESIDENT BUSH - DADDY DIDN'T KNOW WHEN TO PULL OUT

HUNG LIKE A FIVE YEAR OLD

ALL MOMMY WANTED WAS A BACKRUB

ALL DADDY WANTED WAS A BLOWJOB

I ATE MY TWIN

THEY SHAKE ME!

I TORE MOMMY A NEW ONE

DADDY'S LIL' SQUIRT

ARE YOU MY DADDY?

POOPING IN PROGRESS

I CAN'T EVEN WALK YET AND I ALREADY HATE THE YANKEES

DON'T HATE THE PLAYER, HATE THE PLAY DATE

I SPENT 9 MONTHS IN THE HOLE

I'M THIS MANY

MY OTHER CAR SEAT IS IN A PORSCHE

NOW THAT I'M SAFE, I'M PRO-CHOICE

I ENJOY A GOOD SPANKING

I SHIT MY PANTS AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT

HUNG LIKE A PONY

F!#K THE MILK, WHERE'S THE WHISKEY TITS?!

MY IQ IS HIGHER THAN THE PRESIDENT'S