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THE 23rd QUALM (Updated) by Gunther Schnitzel


Bush is my shepherd, I dwell in want.
He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests.

He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.

He restoreth my fears.
He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his
ego's sake.

In his father's realm there are many mansions
Prepare a ruin there for me.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war,
I will find no exit, for thou art in office

Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they
discomfort me.

Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of thy religion.

Thou anointest my head with foreign oil.

My health insurance runneth out.

Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the
days of thy term

And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.