All these statements are
from God:
Here's how
you cure cancer: make it more cool for a kid to grow up to be
a scientist than it is for him to be an athlete or a Pop Star.
"You
can travel to other planets after you learn to take care of this
one."
Ha!
Aliens don't believe in you, either.
"He was guilty
as hell, but the cops did plant the glove by the fence
and Nicole's blood on the sock."
"The Jews are not 'chosen'
they're just smarter than their enemies, that's all there is to
it. Jews put much more emphasis on science, and whoever knows
the most about science wins. It's that simple."
If the Bible
was My Word, I would have put my name on it and I wouldn't let
it be rewritten a million different ways. The Bible was supposed
to be a nice storybook about happy things and some poetry and
some history. Now look at it.
"Nostradamus was a hoot.
Hister! Ha! I liked that one. I truly enjoyed much of his poetry,
and I should have had him work on the Bible, it would've been
more entertaining.
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