My girlfriend always laughs during sex --no matter what she's
reading.
Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
Don't knock masturbation — it's sex with someone I love.
Woody Allen
Lord, grant me chastity and continence... but not yet.
St. Augustine
You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither.
Steve Martin
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
you'd better have a good hand.
Woody Allen
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
night.
Rodney Dangerfield
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz
380SL.
Lynn Lavner
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
George Burns
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are
unimportant.
George Burns
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
relationships
Sharon Stone
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Jack Nicholson
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the
only time of the month that I can be myself.
Roseanne
Women need a reason to have sex Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other
women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men
are just grateful.
Robert De Niro
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
swelling. So what's the problem?
Dustin Hoffman
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I
know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.
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