In Abilene - It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.
In Austin - Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.
In Dallas - It's illegal to possess realistic dildos.
In El Paso - Appearing in public places wearing a "lewd dress" is prohibited.
In Galveston - Bicycles must be operated at a "reasonable speed".
In Galveston - No person shall throw trash from an airplane.
In Harker Heights - Drivers of city vehicles must respect all traffic rules just like the rest of us.
In Galveston - Any person who sits on a sidewalk may be fined up to $500.
In Mesquite - It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
In Houston - Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.
In San Antonio - It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.
In Temple - Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot.