I brought my American friend to the Brazen Head for a bit of yee old Irish trad music last Monday. He was full of questions about the Irish people and I was happy to explain everything to him. There were a group of gorgeous young blondes in the centre of the pub and my Irish friend leaned in and said "I bet they're Danes". Then one of them shouted "Denmark!" and we laughed and the American was amazed by our ability to tell their nationality.

Next a heavily built tanned male struts by us staring at the girls in an unhealthy way. "American!" I shout at the same time as my other Irish friend.

Our American companian is amazed and goes "No way guys, how can you tell just by looking at the guy where he's from?!"

Just at that moment the tanned male struts up to the cutest blonde and in a heavy American jock accent says...

"So.....you're Denmarkian?"

Point proved