Apparent Passions of
My Upstairs Neighbors.

BY GLENN LINGLE

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Moving furniture

Rolling bowling balls off of tables

Keeping time to music by beating a staff

Picking up anvils, and then dropping them

Riverdance

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Businesses
That Failed
to Duplicate
the Success of
"I Can't Believe
It's Yogurt."

BY STEPHEN THOMPSON

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You Have the Audacity to Call This Yogurt?

Bullshit, Dude, That's Not Yogurt

I'm Not Prepared to Call This Yogurt

I Can't Believe It's Not I Can't Believe It's Yogurt!

You're Fucking Kidding Me. This Is Yogurt?

Liar! It's Not Yogurt. It Can't Be

Your Conscience Should Dictate That You Admit This Isn't Yogurt

This Isn't Yogurt, Is It? Wait, It Is? Forget It, Then

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Complete List of
Creatures in a Land
Called Honah Lee.

BY DAVID LITT

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Puff the Magic Dragon

Snort the Magic Pegasus

Pop the Magic Chimera

Freebase the Magic Narwhal

Mainline the Magic Hippogriff

Spray-Onto-a-Rag-and-Inhale the Magic Big Red Dog

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