clipped from: www.satireandcomment.com (ACPA-Sacramento) Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger admitted that he was the cause of the recent wildfires that wrought extensive damage to the exclusive Malibu area of Southern California. The Governor acknowledged that problems started when a future version of himself, in the form of a Version 2.4 T-Series Poly-Chromic Cyborg, had traveled back in time to star in Terminator 4.
However, the arrival of his future self in a static ball of white electricity ignited the destructive fire North of Los Angeles.
Later, an upgraded 2.5 model arrived with a mission to kill future-Arnold, but instead it inadvertently caused the Santiago fire that devastated Orange County.
The Cyborgs went on to cause multiple smaller fires as they raced frantically around Los Angeles in an attempt to kill each-other and people with the name John Connor. "I'm very sorry for all the damage that I have caused, I also want to apologize to all the recently demised John Connors."