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New Years Resolutions
Resolutions for a Happy 2009
for 2009

This year, I resolve to:


Always replace the gas nozzle
before driving away from the pump.


Put the gas hose back

I will always "check for paper"
when leaving the restroom.


Double-check before leaving the toilet.

I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.


Slowing down saves lives

I will always wear clean underwear, "just in case".

Clean underwear is a must in many situations.

I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.

Put a lot of space between you and them.

I will no longer park the BMW
 next to fire hydrants.

Another reason not to park there

and never again will I try to diffuse an explosive device with a known practical joker.

Not very funny!

Have a Safe and Happy New Year!

New Years Resolutions for a Happy 2008!