found this @ other site: A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says , In Mexico our glasses are 2 pesos cheap we don't need to drink with same one twice.The Arab. obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, in the Arab world , we have so much sand to make glass that we don't need to drink with the same twice either.[list=1]
The redneck girl ,cool as cucumber ,picks up her beer, down it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air ,whips out her 45 and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass,setting it on the bar,and calling for refill, and she says
- In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice. God bless American