A herd of Texas Jersey milk cows which Gov. Palin will soon be shooting from a helicopter.
WASILLA, Alaska - Governor Sarah Palin and her husband Todd, The First Dude, have just purchased President George Bush's Texas Ranch.
The 1,583 acre ranch, was originally supposed to have been bought by England's Queen Elizabeth, but apparently there was some little problem with her credit.
Governor Palin said that as soon as she found out that 'English Liz' would not be buying it, she had her finance manager make some calls to Texas.
Governor Palin had been wanting to buy the ranch ever since she first saw it on eBay back in November. The ranch house has eight bedrooms, four bathrooms, a red phone, a four truck garage, a butter churning room, an industrial cornbread dispenser, and a helicopter hangar.
"Snowflake" Sarah told reporters that her and her husband plan to rename the Bush ranch "Rancho Saracuda."
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