Nuddhism was founded thousands of years ago by an enlightened being known affectionately to his followers as the Nuddha. The Nudda attained enlightenment while meditating under the Body Tree. He renounced his life as a pelt peddler in the garment district of Calcutta and entered religious life, whereupon he preached at many beaches, health spas, and private homes with high backyard fences. He was especially popular with the poor, since he did not solicit donations at his outdoor services. "He can't pocket your money", missionaries told proselytes.

The Nuddha is the patron saint of hot tubs, deserted swimming holes, and tanning salons. Some of the documented miracles attributed to the Nuddha include distracting police officers en route to certain Southern California beaches, making "Jacuzzi" a household word, and helping the backers of the musical Hair bring the show to Broadway.