Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
He was a wise man who invented beer.
Plato
Everybody has to believe in something.....I believe I'll have another drink.
W.C. Fields
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
Lady Astor to Winston ChurchillMadam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
His reply
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Humphrey Bogart
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
W.C. Fields
I feel sorry for people who don't drink (beer), when they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra
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