Have you noticed an abnormal amount of sword fighting, maiden courting and dragon slaying as of late? If so, it's quite easily explained by an emerging "menaissance," a much longed for rebirth of medieval masculinity
It isn't just D&D geeks rallying their basement brethren, either. Average Joes everywhere feel emasculated and -- enough is enough! -- want to put an end to female world domination
These ridiculous declarations are based on a survey of roughly 2,000 British men and women polled online. Its findings include:
More than half of the men believe society is turning them into "waxed and coiffed metrosexuals."
Fifty-two percent say they are forced to live by women's rules.
Four out of 10 men are scared of spiders, while a third are scared of "bossy women."
Many men feel they have to play too many roles.
For a sample of men allegedly enamored with stereotypical masculinity, they're awfully whiny.
These men do, indeed, seem burdened and resentful, but to them, I say: Welcome to the party