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Sixth-grader admits stabbing ducks with pencil
CNN | Submitted by: cmu sucks
"A sixth-grader stabbed to death a mother duck and two ducklings that had nested near a school, distressing the other children and alarming officials who said the boy needs mental health treatment."

Underage Drinking
CBS-11 | Submitted by: anonymous
"A 1-year-old girl had a blood-alcohol level about 2 1/2 times the legal driving limit for adults after her grandmother inadvertently gave her juice spiked with gin, police said."

Get in the crate while Daddy shoots up
AOL | Submitted by: TeratoMarty
"Two brothers were locked up in a dog cage when their father used drugs and when they were being punished, and one had to wear a shock collar, authorities said."

Bad Cop (No Donut)
The Enquirer | Submitted by: anonymous
"A Cincinnati police officer who recently received an award from Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MADD) was arrested Wednesday in Aurora, Ind., on drunk driving charges."