"One of these bishops was washed with the leading detergent, the other one was washed using Colorsafe Tide. Can you tell the difference?"
"Father, how do we get rid of the spiders?"
"I know! Let's confirm them all and then we'll never see them again."
"What'choo talkin' 'bout, Theophilus?"
" The new Patriarch of Oshkoshtinople makes his first public appearance."
"This isn't what I expected spiritual exercises would be."
"And this is where we've installed the trap door in case Biden presents himself for communion."
"His Holiness Pope Cabbage Patch I"
"Quick girls, before she sees curfew was 6 hours ago!"
"Unfortunately, agent smith style evangelization-by-replication is forbidden by Church Law."
clipped from: www.americanpapist.com 
