The latest fashion in publishing, spreading faster than chlamydia at a mixed comprehensive, is for sex manuals aimed at people who don't have time to Do It any more.
Quickies advocates sx txtng yr lvr throughout the day so that by the time you fall through the door, you are a panting, lubricious heap of pulsating desire.
2. Embrace a philosophical approach
3. Embrace a different perspective
who wants to listen to anyone yammering on all bloody day?
5. Location, location, location
have lots of sex in barns and stables
6. The kids aren't all right
Get rid of them, says Mating in Captivity.
7. Take your ideology and shove it
10. Be guided by your star sign
You will require a copy of Sextrology: the Astrology of Sex and the Sexes and a pre-frontal lobotomy. Enjoy.
clipped from: lifeandhealth.guardian.co.uk 