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WARNING: Persons failing to register prior to the impending invasions of Iran and North Korea will be classified as deserters and become subject to the penalties prescribed therefore by the Rules and Articles of War, up to and including incarceration for a period not to exceed fifteen (15) calendar years and fines up to $125,000.00.

MENTAL FITNESS PRE-SCREENING:
Please indicate any and all psychological deficiencies from which you currently or have ever suffered:

Intellectualism	Pacifism	Liberalism	Altruism	Humanitarianism
Internationalism	Idealism	Individualism	Atheism	Lapsed Patriotism
Environmentalism	Vegetarianism	Mongoloidism	NPR Listenerism	Averse-to-Deathism

MORAL FITNESS PRE-SCREENING:

Razing Mosques

Strafing Crowds

COMBAT BRANCH PREFERENCE:

OPINION PROFILE:

POSTMORTEM PREFERENCE:

I certify that the information I have provided is correct and truthful, and that I indemnify and
hold harmless the United States Armed Forces from my horrible disfigurement and/or untimely death.