Epic Mini-Theatre :

Kremlin, D.C. or Waiting for Godot 2.0

Secret prison, somewhere in deep Poland. Put.in and Bush, or a tree.

BUSH: Vladimir! Stop it, please, please...

PUT.IN: Look in my eyes! What do you see?

BUSH: Ehh, I see a friend...

PUTin hits him.

BUSH: I see... McCain...

another hit.

BUSH: Obama?

More hits.

BUSH: I see... I see.. KGB?

Long French kiss.
Title: How do you want your whisky?

The End.