Yesterday!!, scientists for Health Canada,
suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption,
considering the results of a recent analysis,
Which revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the findings,

100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.
It was then observed that

100% of the men gained weight,
Talked excessively without making sense,
Became overly emotional,
Couldn't drive,
Failed to think rationally,
Argued over nothing,
And refused to apologize when wrong.