It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a secret agent in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a terrorist plot to foil.

My name is Tony Almeida. You don't know about me without you have watched a show called 24 by Mr. Joel Surnow, but that ain't no matter.

my name is jak bowr. i am riting this becoz the director told me i need to do things by the book. im gonna be a reel tuff ajent. sum reel bad men hav dun somefing reel bad, so ill cloze for today,

I have killed
the suspect
that was in

and which
you were probably
holding

Forgive me
He was so suspicious
so brown
and so Muslim

Happy counter-terrorism units are all alike; each unhappy counter-terrorism unit is unhappy in its own way.

One morning, as Jack Bauer was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in his bed he had been changed into a terrorist hostage.