| Front Runners + 2 | Huckabee | Giuliani | McCain | Romney | Tancredo |
| Evolution? | No | Yes | Yes | Yes | No |
| Pro-Choice? | No | Yes | No2, 4 | No1 | No |
| Fed ESCR? | No | Yes | Yes | Yes5, 6 | No |
| The Other Guys | Brownback | Gilmore | Hunter | R. Paul | Thompson |
| Evolution? | No | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Pro-Choice? | No | Yes3 | No2 | No2 | ?7 |
| Fed ESCR? | No | Yes3, 5 | No | No4 | No7 |
Footnotes:
- Maybe "Yes," maybe "No" depends on what day asked and what audience needs to be bullshitted on that particular day.
- Based in part on past remarks/actions probably "No."
- Based in part on past remarks/actions probably "Yes."
- Incoherent or evading blather but probably "No."
- Incoherent or evading blather but probably "Yes."
- Courageously objects to wholesale manufacture of clone-slaves (And we assume opposes rebellious replicants, human/animal hybrids gone mad, cyborgs run amok, and/or reanimating the dead). But supports somatic nuclear transfer, meaning Mitt is unware SCNT is a method for cloning or he approves of it.
- Unclear