When I say to move, it means to go someplace else, not switch
positions with each other so there are still two of you in
the way.
The
dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food.
The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note
that placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food
does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish,
nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The hallway was not designed by NASCAR and is therefore not
a racetrack.
Beating me to the end is not the object. Tripping me doesn't
help either,as I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very
sorry about this. Do not think I will resort to sleeping on
the sofa to ensure your comfort. Look at videos of cats sleeping.
They can actually curl up into a ball. It is not necessary
to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the
fullest extent possible. Please note that sticking tails and
tongues out to maximize space used is nothing but sarcasm.
My
compact discs are not miniature Frisbees.
For
the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom.
If,
by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door
shut, it is not necessary to claw, meeow, try to turn the
knob, or to get your paw under the edge and try to pull the
door open. When I exit this room, I will come out the same
door I entered.
In addition, I have been using bathrooms for years. Feline
attendance has never been necessary.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other cat's
litter tray. I cannot stress this enough. It would be such
a simple change for you.
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