It is tough being a Republican in 2007
Somehow you have to believe concurrently that:
Jesus loves you, but shares your deep hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins, unless you someday run for governor of California as a Republican.
If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which should include "banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet".
Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a "spirit of international harmony".
The United States should get out of the United Nations, but our highest national priority is enforcing U. N. resolutions against Iraq and Iran.
A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all humankind without regulation.
This illogical behavior can take a toll on a healthy mind. So if a friend of yours has been acting a bit dazed and confused lately, be nice: he or she may be a Republican!
clipped from: www.lovenstein.org