10. The gardener doesn’t even wake you
9. You’re walking on train tracks with cones on your head
8. You’re using your hand as a pillow
7. You passed out standing up
6. Foot on the bench, body on the floor
5. No shirt, Mumm’s, champagne flute and a suitcase?
4. Only Batman himself can handle 14 zombies
3. “Slow Hand” can’t handle the booze
2. No sink, no toilet, urinal it is
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