clipped from: www.fark.com | "This is the phone company. We'll be upgrading service in your area soon. If you have a voice message from a dead loved one on your phone, you may want to tape it elsewhere so you don't lose it. Have a nice day." |
| Man fails to read Fark, shows up at courthouse with a pocket full of weed |
| Pennsylvania bridge is in such bad shape, chunks of concrete are falling into street below. PennDOT "fixes" bridge by installing plastic netting to catch falling concrete, assures commuters bridge is "perfectly sound" |
| Newspapers quickly discovering that allowing anonymous Internet users to comment on news stories is a sure way to invite hell into your life |
| Poll says 55% of Iraqis are happy with their lives, remaining 45% are on fire |
| 4,000-year-old skeleton buried with his beer mug has been unearthed. Archaeologists conclude that it must have been one hell of a party |
| And so begins the NYC construction crane fear mongering |
| Man killed in Columbia house explosion. No word on if he'll still get 12 CDs for 1ยข |