Yes, we’re still obsessed with culture and groupthink so we should try to blend in with the rest of the survivors of the Obamacalypse. Wear football pads, utility boots with optional baseball bat with rusty spikes sticking out. Mohawks or purple hair are all the rage and help others identify you when riding your motorcycle over the desert wasteland that used to be known as the desert wasteland of California. Goggles are a nice touch, too.

Bring plenty of gold to buy slices of bread. The United Globe of Governments sells bread but you really want to avoid the lines that are estimated to take seventy five years to get through.

Keep spare hoses under the front seat of your ride in case you need to siphon gas

Get a dog and tie a bandanna around his neck.